We are gathered here today to say goodbye to a fake news organization. CNN used be real news back in the day.
But, Brothers and Sisters that was a long long time ago in a place far far away.
So how do we remember CNN? Is it right to speak ill of the dead? Brother and Sisters, we have to be honest if we want to teach our young folk that when you go for the fake, the real has a tendency to bite you in the ass!