In the wee hours of the morning Adam Schiff turns over and leans against the naked six year old boy sleeping besides him.
"Go get me a bowl of cereal," Schiff said.
"Do I have to? I'm tired," said the boy.
"You heard what I said!"
The boy wipes his eyes carefully avoiding the black and blue marks. He stumbles out the room rubbing his buttocks. Schiff wipes out his lap top and searches "Adam Schiff" and smiles at all the Trump Impeachment headlines that pop up.
The above is a parody on how Adam Schiff rolls. Is he a pedophile? I don't know. Doesn't he look like one? If one cannot understand what I'm trying to communicate, then let Adam Schiff explain the new standard he set.